Session 7: The Secret Base Part III: A new 'A' team

"Consistent  behaviour, matching words to action, and enforceable contracts. As long humanity remains."
Ceffer replies off handedly while he finishes the circle. A feminine legless statues with three diamond shaped stones floating around her head.
"मैं सिर्फ उत्साहित मुझे पता है कि बहुत अच्छा है कि मैं सिर्फ अपने डिग्री मिल गया, लेकिन आपसे मिलकर अच्छा लगा मेरे सारे नाम सेनेका या दूर रक्षक है मुझे आशा है कि हम कर सकते हैं कर रहा हूँ भविष्य में एक साथ सभी काम करते हैं।!!!"
It gushes in an incomprehensible language.
"She's happy to meet you."
Ceffer comments dryly as he starts drawing another circle.

"An annoying elf who happens to be on probation and speaks english. He is Called G'mbet."
Ceffer replies.

A small well dressed man appears in the center of the circle.
"Hellu fulks it is a pleesoore-a tu meet yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! My neme-a is G'mbet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Voo it luuks leeke-a ve-a hefe-a a beooteeffool ledy veet us tudey. Hey buss mun du yuoo meend a leettle-a rued treep? "<Hello folks it is a pleasure to meet you. My name is G'mbet. Wow it looks like we have a beautiful lady with us today. Hey boss man do you mind a little road trip?>
He doffs his hat in Embers direction.
"What are you planning."
Ceffer eyes him carefully.
"Seence-a yuoor gueeng dreveeng thet curcle-a fur a vheele-a it meeght be-a neece-a tu stretch iferyunes legs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I prumeese-a tu stey oooot ooff truooble-a und seffe-a pleese-a.  Su hoo ebuoot it? Iferyune-a peele-a oon zee cebeenet. Um de hur de hur de hur."<Since your going to be drawing that circle for a while it might be nice to stretch everyones legs. I promise to stay out of trouble and safe please. So how about it? Everyone pile on the cabinet.>
The small man gestures for everyone to pile on the cabinet with a flourish.

"Uh, no, thanks."
After signing the contract, Ember stood up to get a ceramic plate. During the first summonings, she pulled one of the fish on her plate and has just now finished cooking it. Fortunately for everyone else, the strange creatures popping in was far more interesting than watching Ember gut a fish. "I thought we also came here to have lunch."

Tony follows suit and dishes himself up some potato salad and chips.

"A road trip might be nice, but so would a guided tour of the local horse trails. Anybody interested?"

" Yuoo up fur cerryeeng meess stune-a breetches here-a? Yuoo ere-a keenda meessing zee pueent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Yuoo knoo cluse-a incuoonter ooff zee ieeght deemensiun und ell thet. Um de hur de hur de hur. "<You up for carrying miss stone britches here? You are kinda missing the point. You know, close encounter of the eighth dimension and all that.>
He is clearly disappointed and looks to Ceffer for support. Ceffer looks back with an amused expression.
" Thet Elsu suoonds leeke-a a lut ooff vurk. I ves theenking ve-a cuoold reede-a Cereena here-a und see-a sumetheeng oozeer thun peuple-a vhu vunt tu shuut oor deessect me-a. Yuoo knoo leeke-a zee Eppelecheeun oor Ruckeees evey frum here-a. Zeen pup beck in teeme-a fur zee meeteeng. Zeere-a veell ifee be-a fuud I cun gooeruntee-a it. Um de hur de hur de hur. "<That Also sounds like a lot of work. I was thinking we could ride Cerina here and see something other than people who want to shoot or dissect me. You know like the Appalachian or Rockies away from here. Then pop back in time for the meeting. There will even be food I can guarantee it.>
Everyone feels a little bit of pity for the poor little man with his puppy dog eyes.

Tony gives his best puppy dog eyes back and says,

"You do realize we are in the Rockies, don't you? Besides, It has been a few months since I took Magnus out for a trot."

" Guud Fuud. Bork bork bork! Deed He-a nut geefe-a un intrudoocshun? Cereena is a certeeffided Cless B Veypueent Stune-a Gooeede-a She-a cun Telepurt unyvhere-a in zee vurld. Bork bork bork! Vhee deed ve-a get in zee Ruckeees? I thuooght thet ve-a vere-a in a toon. Bork bork bork! "<Good Food. Did He not give an introduction? Cerina is a certifided Class B Waypoint Stone Guide She can Teleport anywhere in the world. When did we get in the Rockies? I thought that we were in a town.>
One of the small creatures steals the fish off Embers plate and eats it.
"Elsu it vuoold get us evey frum zeem. "<Also it would get us away from them.>
He points at distaste at the little creature try to dissemble the table

Tony breaks his puppy face as his eyes open even farther as he sees the gremlins at the antique handcrafted wooden table. He tries to signal Ceffer before he can come up with some sort of words.

"*disturbed noise resembling a purring cat choking up a hairball while getting its tail stepped on* The table!"

Afterthought: If I had had my powers on, I would have been able to do something about that little misunderstanding faster.

Smith rubs his heads this is just getting weird? How many summons do you have?

As the first gremlin approaches, claws, and takes a lick of Ember's fish, she raises the hand she was holding it with to slap it away. The poor thing goes tumbling, and once it regains just enough of its balance, its feet get peppered with miniature fireballs that extinguish just before hitting the hard wood floor. Once satasfied that the creature has learned its lesson, Ember turns to her plate and discovers that a second gremlin has stolen the fish and is now calling the first one over to share an unequal portion of the spoils.

"Ok, that's it!" Ember traces a large circle around her plate, and deliberately moves the fish bucket out of it. "The next... THING that moves on its own to cross this line;" she snaps her fingers and a hovering ring of smokeless blue fire appears above where she drew the circle. She glares daggers especially at the gremlins with the greasy grins.

The ring of fire persists, parting only for Ember's hands as she withdraws the second fish from the bucket and begins to work on it.

Ceffer looks over and sees them. They each have their own hand tools. "Eh...बंद करो। यहाँ इस पर काम करते हैं। "
He pulls his laptop out thin air and sets it on the floor. The tiny creature swarm it and start dissembling it.
"एक साथ वापस डाल दिया जब आप कर रहे हैं!"
He looks at Smith sheepishly.
"I guess I haven't explained to much. Those creatures are Gremlins they love to Play with mechanical things. Think little imps that interfere with Machines. I have one more but it take an hour to summon. He is slightly over bearing but speaks perfect english. Over there is Sparky and Krispy the Fire Elementals, Hydras the Water Elemental, Tik'Inerda the sapient Iron wood Armoire (don't ask me how or why I don't understand how that is possible), then we have the Waypoint rock B class licensed transporter, and then there is G'mbet A class licensed Tychokinetic Class S Bum, and the last on is Kath'aheli contract specialist. Oh right I forgot to introduce Alishari D class Diplomatic license. Kath will explain more on that when I actually manage to Summon him. Oh don't threaten the Gremlins it just makes them more stupid they love playing pranks."
Ceffer starts to Redraw the circle.

"They can have the fish guts, I don't care. And I threatened everyone here, not just the gremlins." Ember dumps the guts of the second fish into the bucket.

"NO!!!"
Ceffer and G'mbet Yell.
"Rule one! Never give the Gremlins ammunition for pranks. It ends badly."

"My fire does only what I please; they can not use it to set alight to anything except themselves, and then if they try to ignite anything beyond that I'll just extinguish it. It shouldn't even make their claws hot. You have nothing to worry about from me, as long as you don't try to cross this line." She gestures at the ring of floating fire.

Tony barely regains his composure.

"I think he was talking about letting them have garbage."

G'mbet Grabs the guts has Sparky Incinerate them.

Ember raises her eyebrows at this, and extinguishes any lingering sparks that are not part of Sparky. She has finished cooking the second fish and starts to eat it.

"Dun't Feed rets. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I'd sey dun't impurt zeem boot it is zee best vey tu leemit zeeur presence-a. "<Don't Feed rats. I'd say don't import them but it is the best way to limit their presence.>
G'mbet remarks.